Why would someone be anonymous and perverse enough to produce that volume?

Are you telling me that there aren't anonymous people at WP who haven't produced *enormous* amounts of material? I can tell you two or three "names" in the tennis articles just off the top of my head. Why wouldn't the same thing obtain here?
Howard has made, what, 25,000 edits since joining (I saw somewhere yesterday that I had made over 9,000, so let's say Howard has made at a minimum 3 times more). AND they have been scattered around hundreds of articles and hundreds of talk pages.
PLUS he's made 1,100 or so contributions to the Forum.
Suppose ALL of the above had to be received by a Constable and then put in the appropriate places?!
I ask you: are you actually *serious* when you propose such a project?
Yeah, yeah, I *know*, you're gonna say, "Well, I doubt it anyone will be as productive as Howard, or Meg, or Milton, or even Hayford."
Okay. But do you recall the chaos (there's no other word) that Dan Nessett and Tim Westbrook created in their first week or so in CZ? How much effort among how many people did it take to clear all of *that* up?
A lot of trouble can be created in very little time. But I myself won't be contributing to it, thank you....